Typhoid Mary
Greetings from cloudy-but-warmer Chengdu, Sichuan. Over the past couple of weeks we have traveled a fair amount. Starting last (Thanksgiving) weekend, we left our little town for the metropolis of Lanzhou, Gansu. Almost all of the Gansu volunteers, some Chinese students, along with a few expats gathered for a semi-traditional Thanksgiving meal. Each person brought a little something and we ended up with a group of over 30 people and well over 30 dishes to eat! While there was no turkey, it was still a delicious meal and more than we ever had a right to expect.
We took the long bus ride home to Chengxian for a week of teaching and then we were off to Chengdu on Thursday. Michelle was chosen to be an organizer for our annual training session and she didn't want to make the 17-hour trip alone. So, I took a couple of vacation days am hanging out at the Peace Corps China headquarters in Chengdu.
The train ride started out terrible. We boarded and found that, rather than the normal carpeted middle priced hard sleepers (a sleeper is a bed berth) that we usually ride in, the hard sleepers were much worse. They had no carpeting and everyone was smoking everywhere. No big deal, right? Wrong.
Unfortunately, many people here find that if there is no carpeting, spitting is considered acceptable and these cars are jammed with people. So I trudged through the lake-o-phlegm(vowing to burn my shoes after the trip) to my bed and I found a woman sitting on my bed. I told her that she was in my bunk, she smiled pleasantly and moved for me. Much like Baby Bear, of Three Bears fame, It was plain to see that she had been sleeping in my bed. "No problem. I can deal with this," I thought, trying to be positive.
Then she started coughing...
This wasn't a little innocuous cough. She bent at the waist and let forth great gales of wind with each hack. After each coughing spell, she would rid her body of the offending mucuous by spitting the contents of her lungs on the ground in front of her, and unfortunately, me.
I looked at her. Then I looked at my bed of death, crawling with what I pictured were zillions of her bacteria, who were all bidding, pleading, BEGGING me to lie down for awhile. Then I told my grimacing wife that I'd be right back.
I wanted to see about getting a different berth. I found the car officer and was told that there was a better bunk available. The price was pretty steep as it was a move up to a soft sleeper (the train equivalent of a deluxe room.) It only took me a short moment to decide that our health took precedence over money and forked over the cash.
The new bunk was much better, the man across from me lit up a cigarette a couple of times. I politely asked him to smoke outside of the sleeper (The rule is that smokers must go between cars to smoke anyway, but it is not strictly enforced.) and he was happy to oblige.
We are now in the metropolis of Chengdu, where we are able to enjoy western food and I can replenish my Chinese textbook collection and other fun stuff. On Monday, we'll be back on the train (fingers crossed for a decent, or at least disease-free, bed) for the trip back home.
We took the long bus ride home to Chengxian for a week of teaching and then we were off to Chengdu on Thursday. Michelle was chosen to be an organizer for our annual training session and she didn't want to make the 17-hour trip alone. So, I took a couple of vacation days am hanging out at the Peace Corps China headquarters in Chengdu.
The train ride started out terrible. We boarded and found that, rather than the normal carpeted middle priced hard sleepers (a sleeper is a bed berth) that we usually ride in, the hard sleepers were much worse. They had no carpeting and everyone was smoking everywhere. No big deal, right? Wrong.
Unfortunately, many people here find that if there is no carpeting, spitting is considered acceptable and these cars are jammed with people. So I trudged through the lake-o-phlegm(vowing to burn my shoes after the trip) to my bed and I found a woman sitting on my bed. I told her that she was in my bunk, she smiled pleasantly and moved for me. Much like Baby Bear, of Three Bears fame, It was plain to see that she had been sleeping in my bed. "No problem. I can deal with this," I thought, trying to be positive.
Then she started coughing...
This wasn't a little innocuous cough. She bent at the waist and let forth great gales of wind with each hack. After each coughing spell, she would rid her body of the offending mucuous by spitting the contents of her lungs on the ground in front of her, and unfortunately, me.
I looked at her. Then I looked at my bed of death, crawling with what I pictured were zillions of her bacteria, who were all bidding, pleading, BEGGING me to lie down for awhile. Then I told my grimacing wife that I'd be right back.
I wanted to see about getting a different berth. I found the car officer and was told that there was a better bunk available. The price was pretty steep as it was a move up to a soft sleeper (the train equivalent of a deluxe room.) It only took me a short moment to decide that our health took precedence over money and forked over the cash.
The new bunk was much better, the man across from me lit up a cigarette a couple of times. I politely asked him to smoke outside of the sleeper (The rule is that smokers must go between cars to smoke anyway, but it is not strictly enforced.) and he was happy to oblige.
We are now in the metropolis of Chengdu, where we are able to enjoy western food and I can replenish my Chinese textbook collection and other fun stuff. On Monday, we'll be back on the train (fingers crossed for a decent, or at least disease-free, bed) for the trip back home.